What better way to get us hyped for both the World Cup AND Burgess’ Buff Blokes 2022 than to COMBINE the two for an England special?!

I would do a top 10, but it seems more appropriate to make it a team and go with my top 11 England squad fitties.

I hope you’re sat down, this right here is a thirsty read…

11- KIERAN TRIPPIER

Trippier is up first in the team of fitties! He’s got lush eyes and is covered in tattoos so it’s obviously a yes from me.

10- HARRY KANE

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN.

Hazza always looks so happy doesn’t he? I really like that, like his smile makes me smile. And he’s tall, that is a lovely bonus.

9- MARCUS RASHFORD

Rashford has the LOVELIEST FACE and the biggest smile and I literally want to cuddle him on all occasions. He’s just an all around good egg.

8- PHIL FODEN

Here right, I don’t like Phil Foden’s hair but I very much like his face. It’s perfectly symmetrical which is a ridiculous thing to say but look again and you’ll know what I mean. It’s v satisfying. He’s also always flashing his gorgeous pearly whites and I’m here for it.

7- JOHN STONES

If you merged Vernon Kay and Cillian Murphy together you’d get a very sexy hybrid that becomes John Stones. I’m pretty sure that’s how he was created. Science.

6- JORDAN HENDERSON

Got to have local lad Jordan in here, obviously. He’s SO bloody dishy and I honestly nearly pass out whenever he’s on the screen. He’s literally like a MODEL!

5- MASON MOUNT

Eeee now hey, Mr Mount has got the cheekiest face and it proper makes me swoon!! A B-E-A-UTIFUL specimen.

4- JORDAN PICKFORD

Another local lad so that’s already going in his favour. He’s got a proper pointy and angry looking face which I find incredibly sexy? Is that weird? Probably but here we are.

3- LUKE SHAW

Right I hadn’t even really taken notice of Luke Shaw until this year and then I honestly nearly fell off my chair. Good LORD the man is an absolute dish!!! Proper broody looking stare and beaut facial hair.

2- JACK GREALISH

Burgess’ Buff Blokes 2021 champion coming in at number 2 on this special! Grealish is an all rounder; gorge face, lovely personality and lush legs. It’s also worth a mention, yet again, that he also resembles Zac Efron so I mean, that’s amazing.

1- CALLUM WILSON

In at number one of the Burgess’ Buff Blokes special, its Callum Wilson! GOODNESS. GRACIOUS. ME!!! Whenever any Mags I follow on Twitter share a photo of him, or whenever he’s on Match of the Day I literally SCREAM and nearly pass out. The man is an absolute GOD. Callum hun, I love ya.

So there we have my England 11! Come back at the end of the year for Burgess’ Buff Blokes 2022…I reckon it’s gonna be a good’un this year!

**All photos taken from players and England Instagrams x