Before we do anything, I need to apologise.
I’m sure you don’t actually care but I’m sorry that I haven’t been on here since the LAST Burgess’ Buff Blokes post. That’s ridiculous. New Year’s Resolution – get back into my blogging.
Like everyone I’ve been a bit caught up with life – we bought a house, got engaged, work has been crazy…but I’m settling into the routine now and so I’m ready to come back and what better way to do it than my fitty list for 2021!
If you’re new to this then let me explain:
1. I put together a list of my top 25 sexy celebs of the year.
2. In order to be featured they have to have done something during the year.
3. Only 3 men from my previous years list can make it into this one!
SO! Now that we’re all up to date, let’s get going with my #BurgessBuffBlokes2021
WARNING: have some water at the ready because y’all might get THIRSTY!
25 – RALPH FIENNES
Like, if you just forget and get over the fact that the bloke is Voldemort, Ralph Fiennes is actually an absolute hun! He’s got that proper sexy older man thing about him and I love his voice. He always looks like he’s up to something as well doesn’t he?! A FIENNE start to the list (hahaha get it?)
24 – ED SHEERAN
Ah my sweet ginger Prince! I might be THINKING OUT LOUD here, but I honestly get SHIVERS when I listen to Ed SING or see a PHOTOGRAPH of him. DON’T know about you but I just think he’s a babe. Sorry, I have BAD HABITS of doing this… (I’m so sorry, really I am)
23 – MICHAEL C HALL
Look I know I probs shouldn’t find a serial killer sexy, but there’s just something about Michael C Hall as Dexter and the fact that he’s been back with the new series (which is amazing btw) has just been excellent for my eyes and heart xo
22 – TOM HIDDLESTON
Is it wrong that I mainly actually only fancy Tom as Loki? The voice, the hair, the attitude…phwoar.
But haway, he’s still a gorgeous boy!!
21 – PAT MCAFEE
Right I know nothing about him doing NFL or whatever but hey, when Pat rocked up on WWE NXT I fell in LOVE! I want to run me fingers through his quiff and stare at his little smile all day.
20 – DANIEL BRÜHL
Like he’s not your conventional fitty is he, but he’s canny suave especially when he’s walking about as Zemo with his big coat on in Falcon and the Winter Soldier. His voice is also so sexy he could tell me he hated me and I’d still giggle and swoon.
19 – BARRY KEOGHAN
Irish – check. Nice eyes – check. Cute smile – check. Did I mention he was Irish??
18 – DANIEL CRAIG
Craig. Daniel Craig. Not even gonna pretend it’s the Bond thing because I’m not even a fan. It’s more the fact that he’s got the dreamiest eyes and he’s just proper sexy isn’t he? Nearly fell off me chair when I saw this picture!!!
17 – TOM HOLLAND
Right so Tom Holland is a weird one because like one minute I look at him and I’m like ‘awhhh he’s so cute’ especially as Peter Parker but then there’ll be a photo of him online with muscly arms and a pure brooding stare and I’m like ‘OH MY GOD’ and need a lie down. What’s all that about??
16 – JOHN CENA
Alexa, play ‘The Time Is Now’
Cena is an absolute babe and I want to just be cuddled up into his PURE MASSIVE arms and have him just talk to me and tell me everything’s gonna be alright with his sexy voice.
15 – RYAN REYNOLDS
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again – yeah he’s gorgeous, like that’s a given, but it’s the fact that he makes me laugh so much a little bit of wee nearly comes out that makes him even fitter. AMIRITE???
14 – DWAYNE JOHNSON
Where do ya even start with The Rock man?! Look at his eyes. Look at his UNREAL SMILE. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM. I’m a fair size but I reckon he could even bench press me. Ah god I love him. Like do you watch the videos of him singing with his bairns as well on Insta? He’s just unreal.
13 – TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET
Eeeee he’s the ultimate cutie patootie isn’t he?! Don’t even get me STARTED on his cheekbones like jeez louise he’s so damn gorgeous.
12 – RICHARD MADDEN
Oh HELLO! I swear Richard Madden gets sexier every time I look at him ya know. I’m not even kidding you when I say that when he came on the screen in Eternals I SQUEALED out loud in the cinema. Utterly ridiculous but absolutely necessary.
11 – IDRIS ELBA
‘Sexyyyyy, everything about you so sexyyyyyyyy’
SEX ON LEGS.
10 – JAMIE DORNAN
RIGHT, here we are in the top 10.
First of all, please watch Belfast when you get a chance because it’s bloody fantastic.
Secondly – Jamie Dornan is a King amongst men and that’s because of his voice alone. Read iz the phonebook (if that’s even a thing anymore?) and let me listen to that sweet Irish accent all day long.
9 – SIMU LIU
Erm HELLO one of my new fave Marvel characters!!!
Shang-Chi was unbelievable and I ain’t gonna lie, Simu Liu being easy on the eyes deffo helped (hehehe just kidding the film was just insanely good in general)
But no, he’s so bloody fit and funny and beautiful.
8 – AARON TAYLOR-JOHNSON
I know what you’re thinking ‘what the bloody hell has he been up to?!’
I was the same, kinda even forgot he was a thing tbh but then up he pops in The King’s Man and all the feelings from when I first fell in love with him in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging a million years ago came rushing back!!! Remember when we all thought we were gonna marry him and wished Stiff Dylans were writing songs about us? Ahhh those were the days.
Anyway. Still fit. Ageing well. Good bloke.
7 – HARRY STYLES
Do I literally even need to say anything? Bliddy beautiful man. The end.
6 – KAI WIDDRINGTON
10s all around for Kai mind, GOODNESS he’s an absolute hun. When him and AJ did that Argentine Tango on Strictly I was literally drooling and nearly passed out!!!!
5 – ANTHONY RAMOS
Whey, he’s a bit bloody dishy isn’t he? Went to see In The Heights and I just instantly fell in love. He’s got it all – the voice, the moves, the skills…aaaaaand the absolutely gorgeous face, beautiful smile and dreamy eyes. SWOOOOOOOON.
4 – SEBASTIAN STAN
Look, gang, you should know by now that Seb is gonna forever feature in my Buff Blokes list!!! He is BAE forever and always. Reprising his role as Winter Soldier this year with a laaavly little hair cut, ooft! God he’s just unreal.
Cannot WAIT to go see The 355 and for Pam & Tommy!!!!
3 – ANTHONY MACKIE
OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!!!!!
That’s all I’m saying. I love him.
2 – LUCIEN LAVISCOUNT
Eee now hey. This one was a last minute decision watching S2 of Emily In Paris but JESUS WEPT! He started talking on screen and I started giggling on me settee like a bliddy school girl. Had to fan myself because honestly huns, I was not alright. I had a drink of water, pulled myself together and immediately stalked his social media.
HUBBA HUBBA INDEED!
Also – like his name alone without even looking at him makes him sound like the sexiest man alive????
1 – JACK GREALISH
SWEEEEET CAROLINE, BAH BAH DAHHHH
Haway man, it couldn’t have been anyone else could it?? He was my favourite bloody thing about the Euros in the summer and I love the fact that he’s basically a poor mans Zac Efron. Totally here for it. Gorge face, hair like he’s just stepped out of a shampoo advert and lush legs. Jack, I love ya – congratulations on making number 1 of Burgess’ Buff Blokes 2021!
Thanks so much for reading – let’s see what 2022 has in store…x